The Diva Prayer...

Armani
Which Art in Neiman's
Hallowed be thy shoes
Thy Prada come
Thy shopping done
On Rodeo
As it is in Paris
Give us this day, our Visa Gold
And forgive us our balance
As we forgive those who charge us interest
Lead us not into Penney's
And deliver us from Sears
For thine is the Chanel, The Gaultier
and the Versace
For Dolce and Gabanna
Amex.